BrolfThePaladin's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Σ12 (Sigma12)]

The game is good made but I don't like it because either I like to calculate or to listen music but not both at the same time. I hate that.

Also advertisement, is your game that bad, that you need ads? No it's not. Are you so greedy that you need ads on NG? Yes? Then you're a person I won't work together with, because those are mostly d*cks. (sry 4 the strong language but srsly man)

That music, you hear that this should be something like binaural beats. It's so annoying I stopped playing it because I didn't liked the music and srsly this keep everyone from concentrating.

Fairly to say that this account of yours may be not the one of one person only but of a little company that is too greedy making good advertisements by itself. You don't response at all when someone tries to contacts you and you don't improve at all. It's like the comments - you don't care.

I'm not sure what you're trying to reach but annoy the beer out of my glass was easy on this one.
I rly rly hope you improve and take this as constructive critic to better your games.

2.5/5 Stars
Actually good but so many things that just made it bad.

[MOON]

You didn't improved that much mate.
No, I won't give you any stars, you make your "games" like movies like 2 years ago (now actually 5 years ago) and you call this a game?
Just improve your fricking gameplay mate, you can do that.
And you've got the potential to make great games, don't waste it!

0/5 Stars
This was the same ol' story buddy.

[.Loneliness.]

Okay dude, except that the storyline was short, sad and emotional, which was pretty good, this was a total failure mate.
Srsly, you force the player to hold the right arrow button to go and kill his character? With absolute no choice? I mean sometimes it's a nice feature but you can move with left or right while on the left side is absolutely nothing.

It's not a game for me, more like a movie where the person who watches it holds one button so it goes on. Also the sound for the churchbells at the beginning repeated itself. It should do that but the player shouldn't be able to hear it. I'm totally with Mable Syrup's opinion in his last sentences of his Review. Why the hell do you get a medal when you kill yourself, because your beloved one died?
Hell did you even understood the meaning of life dude? And if, why you made Walter like he's a dumbfuck and kills his self?

I'm not blaming you for creating such an unready game, or for think it's done and upload it, I'm blaming the game for it's existence. This was a totally grab in a pile of shit but you can improve.
Show us mate, after I saw the composition of "game" and music I'm sure you have potential.

Just use it! Improve, play games with a developer point of view, talk with other developer in the forum, you only can get better mate.

I mean the game is old yet but I saw you didn't uploaded anything since 3 years. Srsly mate. I'll play one of the latest games from you, then I'll look how you improved after 2 years the I'll write you another review and I hope you'll carry on dude.

0.5/5 Stars
You can do it!

[-Space Fighter-]

I just have to say one thing mate.
Welcome to my awesome game playlist.
You did a perfect job mate, keep your work goin', I'd love to play more games from you.
5/5 Stars

[Cannon Time!]

Yarr!
I ike the style of it yet the sound is a bit weird.
It makes fun but in my opinion the sound and the music are just a bit weird.
But anyway, YARR HARR FIDELIDY DO WHAT YE WANT COS A PIRATE IS FREE!
Harryarr, I just felt like a real pirate while playing this.

3.5/5 Stars
Keep 'ye sails open for the wind boy, you're on the right curse, yet not there. :)

[*Flight*]

This is just awesome.
I love tossing games and this is just...beautiful.
I mean I rly rly try to find any things you'd do better but srsly man, put that on steam and I'd buy it.
5/5 Stars

[Earth Taken 3]

Well what can I say? It's just a perfect flashgame dude,
You done all right!
Music's good.
Animation's good.
Level Design's good.
Hell even the challenge to get all medals is good.

Keep your work goin' mate! You did a good job, make it awesome!
5/5 Stars, see ya hopefully on front page dude, you derserved it!

SeethingSwarm responds:

Wow thanks so much! Really glad you like the game :)
I'm also hoping for front page, but right now just hoping that it passes judgement. Thanks for the 5 stars and the support, much appreciated.

[Tankman Training]

This is pretty easy for me, I like it but what I rly DON'T LIKE...
Y U NO USE TANK SOUNDS!?
Dude, srsly, are these tanks running with an electrical engine? Do they even have one? I mean I only hear (good) music and just some explosions but...duuuude...srsly.

Anyway, I like that game so 3.5/5 Stars, nice layout, lvl Design is cool and original but not too much new 4 me.
Carry on dude :)

[Bullet Phaze]

Wounderful music, wounderful gameplay, wounderful layout, wounderful style.
Just wounderful.
5/5 Stars!
You get in my Unique Game Playlist :)

[Sushi Catapult]

There's nothing wrong to make a good ol' tossing game and I love the whole style of the game, the music is awesoem, aye, I have nothing to criticise, this is an example of a good flash game.
5/5 stars.
Carry on mate, you're on the exact right way mate :)