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[About 2.0]

Original.
Very original.
If you ever need a voice or a guitar in your sundaes, I'm there.
Would like to have a special sundae for my channel on yt but this is the wrong place for questions like that.

So a review - This portfolio is awesome, I think I've never met anyone with such a original and creative portfolio.
You have one song, minimalistic but that's good for advertising "You liked that? Watch out what comes next when you move there and there!" outstanding mate, outstanding.

What I've got left to say is that you're the first person who made good electronic music for my ears (and I'm a pagan metalhead, carpe diem \m/) and well what I do now is get my sweet lil' buttcheeks to your channel and listen...eh...get me more of these good sundaes!

Brolf/5 Stars
Welcome on the Awesome list Bro!

Noisysundae responds:

I listen to metal too, though not as often as you do. Planning to add more hits from last year, but the university projects are getting in my way right now. I think this is less of a portfolio since it basically is a random talk about Noisysundae. Very few personal informations in it.
Thanks very much for the review, mate. :)

[Ultimate Elite War 3]

Unbalanced game, same music loops all time long and I think the bases are not supposed at the beginning to have like 35 Soldiers/more in it when attacking one.

Undone game.
Undone and serious balance problem.
Also there is nothing new in the third game so yeah.

Improve mate, just improve.
Make a mute button please if you don't have any royalty free music on your pc or you're too lazy to search for some.

0/5
Go ahead, make it better, you can do it!

[Spinny Pizza]

Suuuuuch a good game mate.
It's just lovely!

At first I was like "Hell, what is this sh*t?"
And now I'm like "How the hell does someone makes something so simple yet so good!?"

Srsly dude, it's a cool, simple game. You can earn skins and I'd love if there'd be some medals on that. It's cool, very cool.

You programmed it well I mean you have a mute button, the game stops when you click outside.
Only thing I'd look for is a faster load speed of the game, maybe it's also just the office PC here but 'ya know, I was kinda confused where I just saw nothing at first for like 5-7 seconds.

Also the layout is well made, you've got some nice textures for your objects there and well, I can't describe the beauty of that music d00d! I want that music! It's so cool!

Okay mate, well the only one thing you could handle a bit better is the loading screen. Some people are very in a hurry what this belongs to but as I said, maybe it's just me.
And because I'll be the first Review for your game, I think it's just me.

So, we gotta have another example of a good game here.
Keep 'em goin' like this and you'll make so good games, awesome as fresh twisty nipples you know what I'm saying?

Brolf/5 Stars
Welcome on the awesome list bro!

[A Bad Taste of Pico]

Totally love it. Nothing wrong in this one.
This is another perfect example of a good game

Keep 'em goin' mates! You're awesome!

Brolf/5 Stars
Welcome to the awesome list!

[9 Ball Pool Challenge]

Medals don't work.
Physics are halfly o.k.
You can't place multiple balls in holes so yeah, you did a bad job mate.

You still can improve but there is no music at all and as I said the medals don't work so yeah, don't lose hope and make your next game better.

0/5
Man this wasn't so good.

[8-puzzle]

*cries* this is so fricking hard.
Either you're sadistic or a Dark Souls Player but I love you for making this hard game.
Simple, easy and you can mute the sound.
Well programmed, nice look.

5/5 Stars
So frickin' good

DasSG responds:

Thanks!
As a matter of fact I gave up on Dark Souls, since it was too d*mn hard.
No regrets, bought it on steam sale :)

[60s Burger Run]

Nice programmed, nice style but I still have something to say, that destroys the game for me.
First of all, you cheated at your own game. Look at the scores and if you rly think because you're the dev, you can cheat at your own game, you're just one poor guy I rly won't collaborate anything with.

Then - it's just offending fat ppl. Not saying, that laughing about something isn't good but there's no irony, no joke behind the fact, that a fat dude is running to a fast food restaurant just for eating.
It is lovely, sure it is. Like a oldschool game and I rly like oldschool games but the fact, that you cheated on your own game for being #1 ranked just destroys it for me, knowing that the dev is an arrogant asshole or a troll, I don't know and for others who are rank hunters.

Srsly man, it's not like the game isn't good but this time, I'm rating not the game directly yet the dev, who's cheating and puts medals in a game where these medals are just not able to get because....srlsy dude I made some perfect runs, still didn't got 'em but I don't care anymore. I don't like this game because it's bad, I don't like this game because of its message that it contains, even if wanted or not and for the fact, that you want to be #1 in ranked list on your own frickin' game. Jeez I know it's stupid to go back to the same argument but that is something that makes me rage and disappointed at the same time. Disappointed, that a dev with that talent made a game good but with a offending message which made the game bad.

Technically good but fun? I had fun at the beginning, now I'm typing this sh*t here for you to understand that a dev doesn't cheat at his own damn game. God dammit!

1.5/5 Stars
Son, I'm disappointed.

[400 Years]

This is just awesome. I played through it 5 times because it's 5 times more awesome than a AAA game.

Srsly good work, keep it going! :)

Brolf/5 Stars
Welcome on the Awesome list!

[4 Walls]

I know you guys.
I know you do this for advertise your content.
This is the first time on NG I get salty but dang, you suck!

The only reason why you're here to present us your crappy games that don't even work.
Go F yourself in the A and leave us the F alone, I got here to see awesome ideas from awesome people, not to see advertisement from dumb companys.

Go back to where you belong.

Somebody pls blam this.