BrolfThePaladin's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[MS Paint Racers]

Great work d00d, great work.
Great executive, great style and you did a great job to make that game to MS-DOS style. It just felt like that one Arcade game well I have no idea how that's called but I liked that but this one's even better so mate, carry on you're good.

One thing I need to criticise is the style of that buttons mate but that's all. The buttons are a bit too fancytoo colorful you know? Anyways, 4/5 stars, keep 'em goin'! :)

[Wise Turn]

I really love the music, it's a catchy song that I think I won't forget so fast. The idea, concept and executive of the game is well made, you did an actual pretty good job. Mostly everything's done right. What I have to criticise is I got very fast tired. It's all pretty relaxing, the layout of the whole game is relaxing as hell, the music's relaxing, the gameplay. I like that but I think it's too much relaxing stuff in that game.
Don't get me wrong, this is just what I feel but I fell almost asleep while playing that on 2pm, it's not like I haven't sleep or something, the game was just relaxing as hell.

Anyway, you did a great job indeed, carry on mate :)
4.5/5 stars :)

[Whack Your Neighbour]

Like I said in my other Review I know ye guys, you're cool and I love your games.
What I just wanted to let you know in this review that I'd love to see that new protagonist in like a new "Whack your Boss" game like I think it was the first one you did? With that random baldhead? But you know I'd rly approciate that so keep 'em goin' mates!

[Whack the Burglars]

I know you guys. I know you guys well.
I don't know you personally but I know you and you're awesome.
This just because I ever wanted to say you that.

Well that game is actually like every other "Whack it" game and I like you keep your style on because that's what your games are known...well at least for me.
I have nothing to criticise except that some parts I cringed a bit because they were kinda too brutal but I like how you have combos now instead of the older games where you just have to click one thing.

It's a good thing to just relax when you're one of those who have a different mind like "normal" ppl so I give you 4.5/5 Stars mates.

Carry on mates, your games are awesome :)

[THERE IS NO GAME]

You.
Are.
A.
Non-Master.
Of.
Non-Game-Developing!

[Witch Palace Escape]

For the record-
Music is a big and essential part of a game. If you have bad music, nobody wants to play the game unless he/she mutes it. This can put the fun way more down than with good music/SFX.
I'm not saying that I fix every game on it's music but when I have a game that have cartoon graphics, or is at least a point'n Click adventure game I want to have 2 options.
- No Music at all but the SFX
- A rly damn catchy song that could play for the whole time.

If you've been playing a few PnC games, you'd know that there's nothing more awful than bad music while you try to think. Some ppl don't care about that. They can, but some not and when you make games, you need to respect that and make your game personalisationable.

Don't get me wrong, I didn't stopped playing after 5 seconds because I hated the music, I could muted it, yepp. But the whole composition, pictures with audio just stealed my motivation to play this.

So now I sit back and write all this down in the hope you'll learn for the future. As I saw you're new here and a new game dev. And I'll be friendly to you as the same as to everybody else. And to be honest - I've never been harsh to anyone here. And I never will be.
So please understand me when I give you only 2 Stars ot of 5, it's not total crap but this game isn't very good. I see potential but as I said, I lost the motivation to play it.

So just a little homework from me to you: play the Submachine Saga from mateusz-skutnik if you wanna know how a (in my opinion) perfect Point 'n Click Adventure is made http://mateusz-skutnik.newgrounds.com/
If you want to start something funny, look at this PnC, actually the best you can found on NG I think, but there are far more better PnC's out there like Day of the Tentacle if that says to you something. Yea it's old but gold :)

Hope 'ya enjoy NG
Brolf

[10 Seconds]

It's laggy.
Nothing new.
But still good in it's executive.
3.5/5 Stars.
You can do better m8

[They Live: The Game]

I'm gotta see this as that what it is - a game.
So, well this game is short, fun, stylish and cool but the screen when you die is annoying so I muted the tab. Well, since I almost got all medals (How the f*ck are you supposed to get such a high score!?) I must say it's nice but not perfect. I think there's still something edible as example the spawntimes of the enemys when you killed them or like a little icon that says you when you reloaded your pumpgun. Well I like it that it's made with such a passion and the medal Idea is cool and original.

Well after all, since I'm listening to all that stuff Genclops made to that game.
4.5/5 a game that should exist here for a loooong time

[Poca's Night Golf]

I wanna keep it short this time.

The gameplay is nice, everything looks cool and I rly like 8-bit games.
But this music is more annoying than Justin Bieber trying to sing Gorgoroth on 8-bit while riding a unicorn into battle with his plastic shovel.
Nothing against the skills of the musician, he can still improve but this game made me hate chiptune.

And not to be a total jerk, because srsly dude, you made an awesome game but the music is crap, I'll give you 3/5 Stars.
And don't feel offended, my reviews are often a bit hard so take this as constructive critic - next time make the volume of the music changable and use different music. Some tunes I still don't know if I like em or not because they have potential. So whoever worked on the music ( maybe you, who knows) he or she can still improve so don't lose hope :)
Carry on mate

[Trivial Trivia: Minecraft]

All I have to say that you did a bad job. Very bad.
The only amusing thing is the music and the fancy buttons but so many wrong thins I haven't seen in any quiz.

Blame this pls.